If you let Rebecca make mushroom lasagna for dinner, she'll want chocolate ice cream for dessert.
Since there's no chocolate ice cream in the house, she'll want to make her own, and eventually settle on a recipe for chocolate ice cream with brownie bits.
After making the brownies, she'll realize that ice cream only uses egg yolks, so she'll want to make some macaroons to use up the whites.
Of course, cooking is no fun if you don't get to sample everything along the way, and by the time she's done with all three desserts that she's impulsively made at 10'o'clock at night, she'll probably have a stomach ache. And a whole mess of dishes (for second time that day).
Doing all those dishes will make Rebecca super tired, so she'll sleep in the next morning.
Sleeping in will make her soo hungry that she won't want to take the time to figure out a proper breakfast, so she'll probably eat cookies and brownies.
Which will give her stomach ache. And make her fat.
And that, children, is why Rebecca should never be allowed to cook after seven.
heh heh That sequencing can not only domino but also expand--amounts of desserts, dishes, waist-lines. But could I come help you put away the yummy food?
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