- She did fantastic! She didn't even need any narcotics!
- I think we spilled 200 ml or so on the floor. We need to make sure to keep track of that.
- No, her cervix is right there and it looks great. That there? That's poop.
- Look at that beautiful bladder! I'm just going to stare at that picture for a minute.
- Do eat foods you do like. Don't eat foods you don't like. Avoid certain gassy combinations like beans and brussel sprouts, because that's just unpleasant.
- Yay for being normal! We love normal!
- She's moving around a lot, which is awesome, but it makes my job hard.
- Your bladder is very full. You might want to empty it soon.
If I have to spend a lot of time in the hospital, at least the company is good. Everything going well is a big plus too.